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What your wedding dessert says about you as a couple.

*Please Note: None of this is backed by science or psychology.



Donuts:

You probably had a deep side part for a couple years in the 2000s. You even may have considered having your bridal party wear converse and bow-ties.


Cake:

You are a traditional couple. You probably have or will have golden retrievers in the future. People enjoy you because they know you are consistent and reliable.



Ice-cream:

One or both of you are probably gluten-free. Stay strong my friends.


Cookies:

You are down to earth and know what people want. There’s a no-fuss aspect to you that makes you everyone's favorite couple. Keep up the good work my chocolate chip friends. But, I take back all of these nice things if the cookies are/were oatmeal raisin. You have no place here.



No Dessert:

You have no regard for human life. You probably go to CrossFit 5 times a week and run a marathon on thanksgiving morning. People genuinely enjoy you, but your lack of Dessert might make people wish they responded, "Politely Decline" to your RSVP.


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